JEM

:D

this blog post is going to be fun.



ok so if you are following me on twitter you will know that i said this:


if i built myself a girlfriend, i would give her the voice of Emily Haines (the lead singer of Metric)



im going to peace together the perfect ~woman

for me

from top to bottom:

hair:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Alexis-Bledel-gg02.jpg

i am not really partial to any certain colour. this pic just is cute, and i like brown i guess..


skin:

this, like hair doesnt matter. i guess it just depends on what looks good? imnot racist but i am not attracted to african americans. though i think katie leung

http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress_60/94_katie_leung.jpg

this doesnt really have much to do with her skin colour or anything but she does have nice skin.

eyes:

i do really love asian eyes :D i also really love the look of dark dark tan skin with sky blue eyes, very beautiful. green eyes :DDDDD love love love green eyes *drool*

i dont really mind makeup, but a lot looks really nappy, i dislike it. especially on the eyes.

ears:

.... dont really have an opinion here, but ive always thought the earlobes that connect to your head are wierd, i like hanging ear lobes

http://images.absoluteastronomy.com/images/encyclopediaimages/e/ea/earlobes_free_attached.jpg

haha a cute little drawing of what i mean, i prefer the one on the left.

nose:

i like cute little noses, pierced, with a little stud, always cute.

a few freckles? to die for :3

no loose boogers, please Dx

mouth:

smiley

soft? i dunno? neverbeen kissed Dx

voice:

a bit like evanna lynch when she talks, maybe not so high.

BRITISH ACCENT.

like i said in my tweet, emily haines, though im not sure what she sounds like when she talks.

i want a sweet voice :)

maybe a good singer??

teeth:

i dunno? haha

id like that she had some :)

chin:

not a butt chin!

neck:

no adams apple!

not too long or short, or wide.

arms:

not too muscular. im not too worried about excersize or how skinny she is. that has never really mattered, i have flabby arms, why cant she?

hands:

cute, maybe have a few dried paint marks, always hot :D

maybe good with instruments?

LIKE DRUMS!

perv.

boobs:

haha. i thought id put this here..

ill try not to sound too much like a prude.

i guess i just wouldnt want them big. like too big? like average?

waist:

curvy? haha

butt:

not too disporportionate to her body, but i guess a little extra is never bad. theres a point when it is a bit out of control... sorry if ive insulted anyone D:

hips:

shake em like shakira lawlzzzzzz

legs:

my brother once told me the thing he liked about his old girlfriend was her legs cuz they were muscular, but i guess muscle doesnt really do it for me, but veiny blue legs are.. less appealing

good for dancin

feet:

no prefrance, just not flipper sized

clothes:

laid back, but still put together.

layered.

colourful!

not covered in hollister and american eagle and stupid labels.

patterened and striped.

scarves! (maybe a hogwarts one??)

skinny jeans flowwy tops

those cute little slip on flat shoes.. im not really sure what they are called?


brain:

i konw this is supposed to go near the top but this is going to take a lot of description so im putting it here!

a mix between hermiones smartness and lunas awkward comfort with reality, with a hint of ginny's toughness.

she would love harry potter. but also good classics (which i do read sara anderson. that comment you made about me not reading the classics you like. yeah fuck off cuz ive recomended harry potter to you a zillion times but you are too good for that.)

she would love music, all kinds, and she would be very learned in this subject.

she would be good at photography, because she likes taking pictures for her paintings, because she would also be a painter, realism, on large scales. animals and nature would be her forte.

she would be a teacher, i think. for young and middle aged kids. she would work well with them, and inspire them to love art. she would be in love with her job, and the kids.

she would love to travel, and be alright with taking off for a week to visit italy, spain, france, and london. and her job would allow her to take these trips :)

she would also be very good at foreign languages, they would come naturally to her, along with cooking, and she would be able to cook the flavors of all the languages she could speak.

she would have a small stuttering problem, because she always has to use big words, and they are always at the tip of her tounge.

she wouldnt care about personal space, and always be very close.

she has allergies. cats :/

she likes spring and fall, because the weather is cooler out.

she loves small carrot eating animals.

she laughs a lot :D


and forgive me if i seem shallow, but it is fun to imagine someone so completely compatable with you! it really takes the place of the non existant love life i am living!